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Post by jwolf on Jan 4, 2012 9:08:53 GMT -5
Breaking News: The first annual BS Bowl between the EFL and new USFL will be held at a location TBD. Representing the EFL will be the Kim Leonard Mosebys versus the new and moldy USFL's Michael " I never told a truth" Dwyers. They can't tell you where the game will be played, not even what state. The sponsors are mysteries, though Micheal has a big announcement just around the corner. The finances are going through Moseby's personal checking account, which showed $14 when law enforcement last checked. A game between two "Legends in their own minds!" Just send your money in, they take pay pal, to the $1.98 web site they bought from go daddy. LMAO! Actually news HAS leaked out about this game. It's officially been renamed the "Sinkhole Bowl" in honor of Moseby's previous business experience. And the location for the game will be played at Micheal Dwyer's Mom's doublewide (NUSFL World headquarters). Just pay your admission at the front door, then head down the hall, first door on the right just past the bathroom. That electric vibrating table will be just a rockin' with excitement! Bring your own Mountain Dew and Doritos though, unless you're a premium bean bag chair ticket holder. Then all that's included of course. |
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Post by phillip on Jan 5, 2012 15:36:36 GMT -5
ok efl / nusfl fans, here is an update of the "Sinkhole Bowl"
The schedule for the game has been pushed back to a date TBD. Seems there is an electrical problem at NUSFL World headquarters, aka Michaels mom's doublewide trailor (Michael told the electric company that he would pay the bill after the first week of the nusfl season). Kind of hard to make that electric football field vibrate with no electricity.
Mosby had a brilliant idea but wanted $65 payable through his go daddy web site before he would refuse to share it with us. In the mean time Mosby has told Michaels mother that he can get rid of her sinkhole for a little over $125k. Michaels mom thought Mosby was talking about her son when he said sink hole. She thought that was the nicest thing anyone had called Michael and that it would be worth $125k to finally get him out of her trailor.
Back to the game: Michael and Kim will have a big announcement soon.
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Post by phillip on Jan 9, 2012 15:30:08 GMT -5
Big battle going on between efl Kim Mosby and nusfl Dwyer. Seems Dwyer wants to host the "Sinkhole Bowl" at nusfl world headquarters, aka his mom's double wide trailor, so he can lounge around in his underwear while the bowl game is being played on that vibrating football field. Mosby liked that idea, and the fact he doesn't have gas money to drive from Texas to California, so he now wants to host the game at efl World Headquarters, aka his mom's single wide trailor. That way Mosby can lounge around in his underwear while the battle heats up on the vibrating football field. The date of the game is TBD. The location of the game is TBD. All I can say is it will be one ugly site seeing those two in their stained skivies battling it out. Ugh. Who knows, maybe love will come out of it.............
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Post by jwolf on Jan 22, 2012 11:10:36 GMT -5
Big battle going on between efl Kim Mosby and nusfl Dwyer. Seems Dwyer wants to host the "Sinkhole Bowl" at nusfl world headquarters, aka his mom's double wide trailor, so he can lounge around in his underwear while the bowl game is being played on that vibrating football field. Mosby liked that idea, and the fact he doesn't have gas money to drive from Texas to California, so he now wants to host the game at efl World Headquarters, aka his mom's single wide trailor. That way Mosby can lounge around in his underwear while the battle heats up on the vibrating football field. The date of the game is TBD. The location of the game is TBD. All I can say is it will be one ugly site seeing those two in their stained skivies battling it out. Ugh. Who knows, maybe love will come out of it............. This may be the most disturbing mental image thus far. Especially if there's lots of scratching going on...... |
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Post by phillip on Jan 25, 2012 17:48:37 GMT -5
Big battle going on between efl Kim Mosby and nusfl Dwyer. Seems Dwyer wants to host the "Sinkhole Bowl" at nusfl world headquarters, aka his mom's double wide trailor, so he can lounge around in his underwear while the bowl game is being played on that vibrating football field. Mosby liked that idea, and the fact he doesn't have gas money to drive from Texas to California, so he now wants to host the game at efl World Headquarters, aka his mom's single wide trailor. That way Mosby can lounge around in his underwear while the battle heats up on the vibrating football field. The date of the game is TBD. The location of the game is TBD. All I can say is it will be one ugly site seeing those two in their stained skivies battling it out. Ugh. Who knows, maybe love will come out of it............. This may be the most disturbing mental image thus far. Especially if there's lots of scratching going on...... Gives a whole new meaning to scratch and sniff, lol |
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Post by phillip on Jan 25, 2012 17:51:51 GMT -5
Should be more like "Leagues least likely to succeed"
1. Michael Dwyers Non New USFL
2. Kim Mosbys Non Exclusive Football League
But wait, michael will have a major announcement soon. Mosby announced he has no announcement.
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Post by tazer357 on Feb 10, 2012 18:32:35 GMT -5
As long as Stars continues to grow and makes intelligent decisions I have faith they can succeed, where the UFL failed.
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Post by phillip on Feb 17, 2012 17:02:52 GMT -5
efl is ripping people off, usfl is sucking peoples hopes of a spring football league. Several other leagues have piped up stating they were starting spring leagues. Question is will there be a SFL, our only hope (pathetic as it may be), of spring football.
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Post by kreeloc on Feb 23, 2012 12:20:04 GMT -5
There seems to be a lot of talk of spring leagues. this is something that lots of people want.I think that instead of many different ones that they should all combine into one league. I was ahuge fan of the USFL and that carries a good brand name with it.
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Post by gatek99 on Feb 23, 2012 12:32:33 GMT -5
I think all of these leagues are glorified semi-pro leagues right now
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Post by broncofan on Feb 23, 2012 12:42:36 GMT -5
There seems to be a lot of talk of spring leagues. this is something that lots of people want.I think that instead of many different ones that they should all combine into one league. I was ahuge fan of the USFL and that carries a good brand name with it. Brand name yes, but will they ever live up to the old USFL? Probably not. It the same way that someone bought the old Montgomery Wards brand name and run it as a catalog operation. Is it the same as the old Wards department stores? Not even close. |
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Post by kreeloc on Feb 29, 2012 15:13:15 GMT -5
There was something about the old USFL. it just felt right.
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Post by phillip on Mar 7, 2012 17:52:53 GMT -5
NUSFL Michael Dwyer - never will be, EFL - people will wish they never heard of it or Kim Mosby. A couple of other Dolts have popped up into the picture saying they will have a league, and they seem to be just like Dwyer - all talk, no action. But then, I guess Dwyer is a football hero compared to Sink Hole Mosby.
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